cakejam:

in exams like

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(via azriphelle)

unvocalise:

Too many nail polishes, not enough fingers :(

(via lipring)

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

(via lhclub)

versaceslut:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

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ilmareditroppo:

Distance. 

(via renaden)

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(Source: randallfthegrey, via noob-in-life)

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via notajinjer)

maxonschrave:

when you try your best

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but you don’t succeed

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Me, everyday.

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girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

(via renaden)

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

image

(via lipring)

sammywinchesster:

school picture day

(Source: shaymittchell, via lipring)

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via the-pietriarchy)

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

(via eruzah)

obsessedwithfrozen42:

it’s a family curse

Oh god this is even funnier

(via lhclub)